A gascon playing card design. Not a poker face between them!

Never, ever tell anyone where you found the mushrooms.

Mamie has found a way to make the most of her chickens' talent at scratching up the soil. It uses less fuel too!

There is a little corner of the universe that will always remain Gascony.

In French, Jean sounds just like the English Sean. Connerie is rather rude, but could be translated as bullshit (or worse. Look it up.)

The poulet Basquaise. Basque, proud and very tasty.
Pack of 5 cards, and multiples thereof.

Out in the field, daddy keeps his animals within an electric fence, so why not at home?

Grandpa Gonzales is taking no risks.

A pack of 5 cards, and multiples thereof. 

Fed up with a blocked septic tank? This might help.

The countryside. No noise, no stress, no signal.