Les plombiers Landais.  (The plumbers of Les Landes)

Plombiers sounds almost like palombières, which are the huts used to hide while hunting wood pigeons (palombes) in Les Landes.

This poor chap couldn't duck under the radar.

When the wood pigeons migrate through SW France, some hunters become obsessed. It is sometimes called the 'Maladie bleue', or the blue sickness, due to the colour of the pigeons. This one has asked his wife to call his work to say that he won't be in for the next few days as he has the 'Maladie bleue'...

Someone is enjoying his games of boules more than he should.

All for one …

The ducks of South West France speak Langueduck.

The papis gather to put the world to rights and stay all morning.

I think they may have to reset the scrum.

Fed up with a blocked septic tank? This might help. A4and A5 posters.

A tisane is an infusion, often herbal tea. This waiter is providing his happy customer with an armagnac, infused with the flavour and colour of the oak vat.